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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Problems With Society (And Whether You're A Total Dick)

I have no clue how it came to be but one thing's for sure: It. Sucks. DONKEY BALLS! (*Haha, I typed "donkey balls" in all caps and it's going to get published anyway). I am of course, talking about the many problems that seem to plague society today. So, first of all... (hmm, where do I start?)... Right! I'll start with kids these days!

"Kids these days..."

Well, coming from a teenager (I recoil at the very word because it sounds stupid and the person who coined the word was probably suffering from a bad case of Ifuckinghateyoulittlepricks-arrea), First of all, some of things you guys do just get on my nerves, especially the attitudes (birth defects) some of you seem to have been born with. You get into fights with your friends over little things, you're shallow, you don't take advantage of life enough! (*I know this because of the crap some of you clog my news feed with) Seriously! Is it so hard to look at life a little brighter? I know it's shit, but that's because everyone else thinks so too! I know I sound like a talking Moral textbook (maybe I am one. >:) So much mystery) but does life really have to be this bitter place where everyone goes around being cynical? Also, do you guys HAVE to fall in love? Seriously, what do you guys hope to get out of it. You find the "perfect" guy/girl and then you're living a Taylor Swift song (the ones with happy endings). But what if you (most likely, and probably) don't? You... also live a Taylor Swift song... (the sad ones where she's singing about the guy breaking her heart) or an Adele song, if you're that trending type. So people, GET YO' SHIT TOGETHER! We are youths! We embody the very definition of energy! Let's prove that. I believe that we can accomplish great things if we're just willing to put our minds to it. As they say, talent exists in every single one of us, have you found yours? Oh, and as for love. Can't you save it for when you're a little older and you understand the world a little better, and also, you're not living on your parent's income? Personally, I'd think it to be a wee bit embarrassing to say, 'Happy Valentine's Day! I got you this neat T-shirt that I paid for using my mom's money!'

I'm strong enough to believe that behind the retarded duck-masks these girls wear, there is hope.

And then there's everyone else:


Society, at least here is described as being the polite kind. We're all very conservative and we love helping each other out.



 
"My goodness, Miss! You seem to have left your purse unattended. Let me just get that for you."

 Of course, you know by now that a lot of what they say about how great our people are over here is bullshit. Our parents always tell us to never go out alone. We have bars and grilles on every hole that separates the interior or our houses from the outside world. Pretty soon, we'll all have to install bars and grilles on our cars (You know, that's actually a pretty good idea!). It's practically a daily thing that we come across headlines crowning newspapers like 'MADMAN HACKS WIFE AND KIDS TO DEATH' or 'xxx IS A RACIST BASTARD - This guy calls this other guy a racist. More racial hatred on page 4!' If there's something I know about Malaysia, it's that we're all talk and no action. We always hype things up even when they don't mean anything. We're a cold society. Also, we can't drive...

'Aaaannnd. Done! Right, everyone out of the car.' - Dad on parking like a total boss.

I know I should like I'm lashing out on everyone because I'm suffering from a case of Ifreakinghateyouall. But that's just the truth, point blank. We always deny things that tarnish our image here, and it's about time we start changing that, and improving ourselves instead of sweeping the dirt under the rug. Malaysia is truly a country full of potential, and for once, I'm being serious in this article. I believe we can get to where all those First World countries are, without paying through our noses to survive everyday life, if only we all stop being this nasty mess of a people.

I've done my part by not being a total dick to people. Honestly, it's not that hard: You just be nice. It takes a lot of patience to live in a world full of idiots but like they say, patience is a virtue. I just hope that in time, we can all live with peace of mind, in the thought that we are safe and secure where ever we are here and that we can truly call ourselves a constructive and ever-progressive society. But moreover, I can't wait for the day when you people quit trying to drive into me when I'm on the road.

So that's that; all I have to say. I hope you guys didn't take that too seriously because we're all about entertainment and news here at Seafield.FM (To be fair, there's all kinds of drama on E! Entertainment Weekly or one of those shows/ news places). Here's a little something I found a few days ago that I hope you guys might find as enjoyable as I did. Enjoy:



Strangely enough, they share quite a lot in common with my parents. Do they know each other or something?

-Le Renard

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